What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 09:37
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Still no good
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Yes, You Can Change Outfits In Nightreign , But Not At First - Kotaku
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Joey Chestnut, barred last July, returns to Nathan’s hot dog eating contest - The Washington Post
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Study finds creature that may hold the key to bring limb regeneration to humans - WKRC
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Quantum Time-Freeze: Lasers Lock Quantum States 1,000x Longer - SciTechDaily
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
'Classmates threw Snickers at me to test my peanut anaphylaxis' - BBC
Loons and Moons
No go.
Just Forget it!
More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are the best free AI apps for animation?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...